6 weeks ago: temple run
5 weeks ago: cinnamon challenge
4 weeks ago: yolo
3 weeks ago: kony
2 weeks ago: draw something
1 week ago: the hunger games
this week: the lotto
maaaricres: i was eating oreos and i was dunking it in milk and the cookie broke and sunk to the bottom so now i’m just staring at the glass and wondering why bad things happen to good people first world problems. things just got real.
12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
I’m doing just fine.
Abs on a skinny guy are like tits on a fat girl.
altheasickle: According to Greek mythology, humans were originally born with four arms, four legs, and two faces. And then Zeus, fearing their power, split the body apart and condemned the two separate beings to spend their whole lives looking for the other half. There are seven billion souls roaming the earth. Some people spend their entire lives looking, but never find their partner. If you’re...